The Beano Menu

The Beano offers a classic British café-style menu that feels hearty, familiar, and built around comfort food staples. From the breakfast selection, standout choices include the Full English, Beano Breakfast, Mega Breakfast, Liver Breakfast, and Vegetarian Breakfast, alongside custom options like Egg, 2 Bacon, Egg, 2 Bacon, Chips, and fuller plates such as Egg, 2 Bacon, Mushrooms or Egg, 2 Bacon, Black Pudding. The menu continues through traditional mains with homely specials such as Chicken And Mushroom Pie, Steak Pie, Shepherd’s Pie, Spaghetti Bolognese, and Chicken Curry & Rice Or Chips, all reinforcing a pub-grub, homemade feel.

For lighter options, the Salads section includes Cheese, Egg, Ham, Tuna, and Prawn variations, while the Jacket Potatoes come with flexible Extra Fillings and Side Salad. The grill selection adds more casual comfort, featuring Special Grill, Burger Brunch, Veg Burger, and sides like Chips And Beans. Seafood lovers are covered with Cod & Chips With Peas Or Salad and Scampi & Chips With Peas Or Salad, both classic British chip-shop style plates.

Burgers range from a Hamburger, 1/4lb Burger, and 1/2lb Burger, to Chicken Burger and Vegetarian Burger, offering simple but filling choices. The Meals section extends into heartier plates such as Pork Chops, Lamb Chops, Mixed Grill, Grilled Chicken Breast, and Chicken Nuggets with Chips and Peas. A dedicated Children’s Menu includes portions like 4 Chicken Nuggets, 3 Fish Fingers, and Sausage, Egg And Chips.

To finish, there are comforting desserts like Apple Pie, Spotted Dick, Treacle Roly Poly, and Ice Cream, alongside hot drinks such as Tea, Americano, Fresh Bean Coffee, and Hot Chocolate, making the menu feel rounded, traditional, and designed for everyday casual dining.